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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

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afrodesiacworldwide:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog
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gemmacorrell:

I guess I will reblog this old drawing every October until I hate it too much to even look at it.
so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

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radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

soapiie:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

this post gave me major second hand embarrassment 

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buttcheekdemonkang:

Full body condom: When you wanna get nasty but you don’t know where they’ve been.
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blairfucker:

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