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monkeyrubster:

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove

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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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  • Me: :)
  • Video games: $$$
  • Me: :(
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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via guy)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 
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cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

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  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok
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ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 
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